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Flannel 10:47 Mon May 30
I.S target England fans in Marseille
Big story in The Sun today about how England's opening game in Marseille against Russia is a target for extremists to attack England fans while they drink in the town .

Now I know The Sun aren't the most trustworthy source in the world but as one of those England fans who is going to the game and will be pissed up this makes me slightly nervous about going.

Anyone else here planning to go ?

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Sir Alf 10:45 Tue May 31
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
Don't worry lads, the EU has an "iron fist" like control on movement of bad people from other continents.

foreverdreaming 10:14 Tue May 31
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
Flannel, on the same flight. Bring on the Stella. Am a little worried about dieing now I've read these reports though!

sweetgeez 1:13 Tue May 31
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
Was in Paris for the Marathon in April, never seen so many sniper police and undercover old bill around. didn't feel worried.

normannomates 2:27 Tue May 31
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
Mart O
Probably.
How ironic the normals won't have any protection this time.

Alfie 2:17 Tue May 31
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
Talking of local scum, i know of one such. I shall pass on a tale i heard as much

---------------

Sawney D'Beane, clown Troubador of Marseilles

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Rumours have long abounded that Sawney once attended and was grounded in clown school, in a past distant far before he took on his murderous present day mores.

To be fair there is some veracity to these claims. Allow me to expand this & to explain.

For I know rumour to be true. Veritas due. I have heard such from my contacts deep within her majestys special forces, the post office counters and her special custard pie preparation units.

Dark mutterings that Sawney was radicalised and graduated in 1987 -from the Academy of Le Cirque Du Falcke, in Marseilles: a roving band of deviant hairdressing clowns, paralyzed trapeze artistes and fire stick jugglers gone wrong with blackened nose tips.

Often to be found twisting touring the southern coast roads of France in transit vans with their llama trailer in tow, Sawney was taken to their bosom and nurtured slow in improper comedy, juggalloo mime and grim faced slapsticked smiling schtick.

At length Sawney left fully steeped in this to take his insane clowning faces to mass audienced places.

Beneath big tops and low rent carnivals the breadth of Eurasias hills He will be found mingling within the crowds, toting all manner of ills - diabolical dirty weaponry with which to sow absolute pandemonium & put on a discordarnt show.

Custard pie face pats strewn with nostril grating razors - Giant real scissors with hand size embrasures. Small frightened children chasing llamas loosed berserk in rages from shit stinking cages.

All the tragi - comic dark hilarity you could expect to see, he learned from Monsieur Du Falcke: wisdom passed on for free.

If after dark times you are ever inclined to lend your ear to the westing winds chimes, you might - just may - detect the play and 'schlopp - flofph' that is the music his gigantic clown feet drop;

patterning upon rooftops as he slopes and leaps from place to place: two foot long shoes adorned with pom poms of rotten cabbages , the same green as stains his cadaverous face.

Spaghetti laces untied, mirth fleets in the faces of his audience, just about to die before his greasepainted clown eyes.



Fin

Mart O 1:28 Tue May 31
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
I wasn't referring to England, nor to the IS muppets. I meant the local scum. There'll be trouble, for sure.

normannomates 1:09 Tue May 31
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
Branded
Really?
What with the plebs that follow England abroad now..righto.
As for these IS muzzie cunts...do me a favour...and anyone who would be worried by them is a muppet

BRANDED 1:00 Tue May 31
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
I recon this'll be blood bath.

normannomates 12:54 Tue May 31
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
Mart O

be no trouble mate.
Those days English lads travelled in numbers..by extreme measures in many cases.
Just normals following England now in the main.
English football has been sanitised in every sense.

Mart O 12:41 Tue May 31
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
normannomates 11:28 Mon May 30

You can expect more of the same. Luckily I expect there's scant chance they'll break out the AKs, now the drug dealers weapon of choice down there.

normannomates 11:28 Mon May 30
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
Marseille was great in 98.
Running battles and kick offs long into the night with the local North Africans.
Cowardly little fuckers liked to pick out smaller groups of English..and were partial to a chiv.

Roeders Jacket 10:43 Mon May 30
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
Train down from St Pancras for me on the Friday for me and tickets for the game Saturday night.....with a 9pm KO down there it's going to be carnage with or without I.S

Pub Bigot 5:49 Mon May 30
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
the last eastender 11:17 Mon May 30
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille

I have to disagree mate and my reasoning is that there has already been low level 'revenge attacks' against Muslims. I believe that if any significant attack is carried out then social divisions here will be at crumbling point and attacks and violence will become more frequent and more severe.

Of course I don't want that.

mentor 5:41 Mon May 30
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
While the government , the media and police side with the immigrant terrorists any backlash becomes a bit difficult doesn't it?

mongo 1:59 Mon May 30
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
I'm in Marseille for that game. Bit nervy to be honest

AKA ERNIE 1:38 Mon May 30
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
Fully expect at least one if not more attacks in France during the tournament and definitely some over here on pubs while England are playing.

Flannel 1:35 Mon May 30
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
Still gonna go and cant let animals like this ruin what is gonna be a great experience. looking forward to the 6am flight out of Stansted on Saturday direct to Marseille plenty of breakfast stellas being consumed!!

Gavros 1:34 Mon May 30
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
Prepare for a fight on the beach by fighting in the woods?

Takashi Miike 1:33 Mon May 30
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
france will probably be the safest place in Europe during the euros. they (uefa and the French government) can't afford another disaster, any shit happens at that game and it's the end of the tournament. everyone will be safe

J.Riddle 1:20 Mon May 30
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
Read they are going to arrange another beach party in Marseille like they did in 98, the Russians want to show that they are No.1 and preparing by fighting in the woods. Then there are the large local Algerian, Tunisian and Morrocan welcoming committee's who may not take kindly and IS they may plan something. What could go wrong?

RH 1:10 Mon May 30
Re: I.S target England fans in Marseille
the last eastender 11:17 Mon May 30

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